cutestpatootie:

This whole Shane Dawson, Sam Pepper, Jenna Marbles foolishness wrapped up in 5 minutes. ( although the focus is on Shane the message applies to them all)

spookyordiekillua:

me:*walking through hallways in school*
some kid: im so excited for anime club
me: *anime antagonist voice* tch..

whydouwantaname:

erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing #it’s the strangest thing #no shirts at all #they’ve all been drafted to the war #yes #that’s it (via followthebluebell)

Tumblr wins the internet again.

whydouwantaname:

erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.

There is no shirt here.”

      (via followthebluebell)

Tumblr wins the internet again.

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

shintarella:

criedwolves:

i swear every time i wear this shirt i get asked where i got it so if you were wondering, it’s from here

you are that tshirt

actionables:

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

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yaoibutts:

dirkstudieswhilejakepondershisfacialhair.sai

more of that au i’m always going on about. jake never wears pants around the apartment. it just doesn’t happen. dirk likes to make fun of him for it.

haaaast:

john egbert

gohan-kun:

友達以上

curi0sita:

somebody said it

curi0sita:

somebody said it

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.

The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.

He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg

omfg

and old Apple computers

the apple was a rainbow 

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Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred